We know the old saying: “if it works, don’t fix it.” But sometimes you need to spice up your love life, and fap sessions with a toy when using your bare hands isn’t as exciting anymore. To that end, we’ve tried out and rounded up the top male sex toys for 2023, which are also some of our favorites.
You’ll see a variety of toys on this list, from dead simple to hi-tech, which include cock rings, vibrators, grips, pocket pussy, and life-size ass or pussy toys. So go ahead and check them out below.
Best Sex Toys for Men
Kiiroo Onyx 2
The list of cutting-edge specs runs along with the Kiiroo Onyx 2. This thing can be operated hands-free, and it comes with a wireless connection. Furthermore, it’s silent as much as lightweight. That means some sneaky games at night while your partner sleeps.
Lastly, Kiiroo Onyx comes with a replaceable Fleshlight sleeve! So, you can try out different signature pornstar models. Oh, and then there’s the VR set compatibility.
What does that mean? You can use the Onyx 2 with a Virtual Reality headset and add another dimension to VR porn and live webcam shows. Better yet, if your partner has an Onyx or Kiiroo Pearl, you can play with each other’s devices! Also, they pleasure one another over the internet, which turns the pair into great sex toys for couples.
We love it, especially for long-distance relationships.
Fleshlight Flight Pilot
It’s no secret, that Fleshlight makes some of the best sex toys for men, and the Fleshlight Flight Pilot is no exception. If you’ve never tried a pocket pussy, you might as well spend a little more and get the best.
Now, if you browse through the Fleshlight site, you’ll notice there are a ton of different models and options. Anyway, why do we like this one so much? It’s simple. The exterior is slimmed down, compact, and discreet – ideal for traveling.
On the inside, it features different bumps and grooves and 6 inches of insertable length. In other words, you can experiment and discover new sensations each time. That’s like fucking a new girlfriend every single day.
Not everyone likes toys for ass play, but we were very impressed with the Lelo Hugo. You can use a remote-controlled prostate massager solo or with your partner.
Since ther are two motors in each tip, this toy is perfect for pleasuring the prostate and scrotum simultaneously. In addition, it’s waterproof, USB rechargeable, and comes with remote control. Not only that, but Lelo features multiple modes of vibration.
Thanks to the remote and discreet size, you can take it anywhere, even your friend’s house. Or how about giving it to your partner in crime? That way they can hand-control for some kinky adventures.
Fleshlight Fleshskins Grip
The Fleshskins Grip is a sleeve-only toy, which lets you control how tight the grip on your cock is. All while you enjoy the sensation of the ribs and ridges inside. Use it by yourself or get your partner involved and transform your masturbation as well as handjobs.
It’s light, easy to store, and doesn’t break the bank even though it uses some of the best materials available.
LELO Tor 2
Without a doubt, one of the most popular male sex toys is the cock ring. From humble beginnings, it has transformed with technology over the years, and right now, the LELO Tor 2 is perhaps our favorite one. Why? It doesn’t have a ton of options, but it’s effective and reliable like a simple Japanese car.
It comes with 6 different vibration patterns to help stimulate a stronger erection and orgasm. That’s good, right? Lelo fits snugly too, thanks to the use of flexible silicone. Then, there is a rechargeable battery that lasts more than an hour, and it’s waterproof.
It’s best used for your pleasure, but you can also please your partner with a bit of wriggling.
Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
This life-sized ass and pussy sex toy made of high-grade silicone is the work of PipeDream Extreme. It’s aptly called the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. What’s so good about the insanely named sex toy? It feels great in your hands and has quite a bit of weight to it – around 20 lbs.
The orifice ribs and groves to enhance your pleasure and its sheer size and weight make for a fun toy. You can slap it, smash it with your cock, bounce it on your boner, and squeeze it. Yeah, that’s a lot of fun.
Vedo Hummer 2.0 Masturbator
You haven’t had a blowjob until your shaft has experienced the intensity of Vedo Hummer. I haven’t played with version 1.0 (if there ever was one), but this one is perfect. If you’re keen on finding out the latest epic discoveries of sex scientists, then this might be your game.
Seriously, the new tech is awesome and all those real-life like dolls, epic other toys feel like sci-fi inventions compared to the old-school rubber holes.
There you go. That’s our choice for the top male sex toys for this year. There’s a huge number of products and companies out there that make adult sex toys, so selecting just five is never easy. Of course, we try new stuff out, and our preferences change over time. However, you can’t go wrong with the five listed above. Let us know what you think in the comments.
Homemade Sex Toys for Men
Now, let’s go the other way!
Not all of us can fork over 50+ bucks for a sex toy or have them at hand when we need them, but we all get horny. Whether you want to refresh your masturbation sessions or have some fun with your partner, you will find these everyday household objects useful and perhaps never look at them the same way. If you haven’t already, start experimenting and filling up your sex toy toolbox.
DIY Pocket Pussy
Now, something for the guys out there. A quick way to make a basic pocket pussy is by placing an unpowdered latex glove over a small towel and rolling the towel up. Next, use rubber bands, or a belt, or keep it in place and adjust the tightness. Finally, pull the leather glove cuff over the towel, and you have a quick homemade Fleshlight for virtually no cash. Just remember to use a few drops of lube (Vaseline, vegetable oil, etc.).
Stockings and Ties
Don’t just throw those stockings away to the side when you slide them off. You can use them to improvise cuffs, wrap them gently around your partner’s neck, or tie feet. They’re also great as blindfolds. But there are a ton of different clothing items that are suited for spicing up your love life with bondage sex. These include a scarf, tie, bandana, and anything similar.
Clothespins and Wiffle Balls
Our article has taken a kinky turn, but we’re running with it. If you’re into BDSM and in a pinch to find something to clamp the nipples of misbehaving boys or girls, you’ve surely got more than a few household items you could use. For instance, clothes pines, hair clips, and even chopsticks from Chinese takeout work great when combined with rubber bands.
Another good way to start experimenting is by using candle wax. It is hot enough to provoke a strong sensation but not that hot to cause burns. But if you want to muffle moans, try slotting a tie, string, or rope through a Wiffle ball to create a DIY ball gag. For more inspiration, stop by your local hardware or dollar store and make a trip out of it with your partner. Finally, exercise caution, especially if you’re new to BDSM.
Now, having learned something new (I hope), feel free to share your tidbits that we’ve missed. Maybe you have your favorite toys and a company that is great at producing car-sized dildos or pussies capable of turning into buttholes. Hey, everything is possible, thanks to science.